Nothing exceeds like excess. A 999-meter-long scarlet wedding dress was displayed in a shopping mall in Dalian, Northeast China’s Liaoning Province.

The hand-knitted dress features 2,008 pieces of jade, 29 golden phoenixes and 880 peonies that took dressmakers three months to finish.

Which raises important and urgent questions:

How heavy is the damn thing?
How many train bearers are needed to keep in straight?
How many official wedding places have a straight one kilometer aisle so that the bride can be sure her train is inside when she takes her vows?

These are important questions which must be answered.
Source: China View