January 15th, 2008
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January 14th, 2008
There was this movie Snakes on a Plane which, as it happens, grew out of an idea on the Internet, and became relatively successful and a bit of a frightener. Now comes the possibility of a Pixar version which will be called Mice on a Plane. It will be a case of life imitating art.
U.S. Reuters reports a Chinese government emergency team being rushed onto a United Airlines jet in Beijing, after the crew notified air traffic control Sunday they found evidence of mice on board the plane.
For two days, inspectors set traps and eventually found eight mice, some dead. The live ones were sent out for lab analysis.
The good news: none of the mice tested positive for bubonic plague antigens or parasites, and airline officials say there was no damage to the plane’s wiring by nibbling mice.
United spokesperson Robin Urbanski said, ‘Our customers on this flight were always safe and unaware of the situation.’ One trusts that Robin is not stretching the truth here.
Some of the mice were found hiding in pillows. And the passengers did not notice?
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January 9th, 2008
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January 8th, 2008
You could say this was a great worry or that it showed the good sense of the average Chinese netizen.
The names of three banks and the word ’stocks’ beat ’sex’ to become four of the most Googled words in China last year.
China Merchants Bank, Industrial and Commercial Bank of China and China Construction Bank ranked second, third and sixth, according to a list supplied by Google China on its website,
The China Daily said, ‘On the Chinese mainland, it was money and technology that took the honors last year. It pointed out, perhaps a little smugly, that ’sex’ was the most popular keyword for Google users in some other countries.
In China at number 1 was ‘QQ,’ both a Chinese instant message service and a brand of car.
Fourth on the list was ’stock,’ which is not surprising with Shanghai shares having risen 97% last year.
China’s Central Bank, the Ministry of Finance and Banking Regulatory Commission ranked first, third and fifth in the ‘Most Popular Departments’ list.
In another list named ‘qiu zhi,’ or ’seeking knowledge,’ ‘what is a blue chip’ and ‘how to invest in the stock market’ were the most searched questions on Google in China.
Globally it was ‘what is love’ and ‘how to kiss’ leading the charge.
China keeps a tight rein on Internet content and has launched several campaigns to remove online pornography. Which is perhaps one reason why ’sex’ did not score so well.
Source: Reuters
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January 7th, 2008
Do not travel on rollercoasters. You can get enough fun dodging the traffic. Take the poor 18 passengers who went for a ride on the ‘Fireball’ attraction at the Wuhu Fangte Amusement Park in the eastern province of Anhui. (No, that is not it in the illustration but it gives the idea.)
When it got to the top of the loop it added an extra dimension to the thrill by stalling and leaving 18 passengers stranded upside down, their legs pointed towards the sky.
They were left hanging for half an hour before the problem could be solved. Six had to go to hospital to be treated for dizziness.
On the other hand they had a FANTASTIC view and some really thrilling stories to tell when they got home.
Investigations showed a strong headwind had triggered a mechanical fault.
That really is encouraging.
Only ride our roller coaster in a dead calm or when there is a slight breeze. A better idea would be not to go on the damn thing in the first place.
Source: Courier-Mail
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January 4th, 2008
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January 3rd, 2008
The ban, recently issued by the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television (SARFT), also prohibits directors and leading actors from taking part in such any awards.
According to the ordinance: ‘The heaviest punishment for such violation would lead to a five-year ban of perpetrators from the movie industry.’
The SARFT asked nationwide studios not to produce films with footage of hardcore activities, rape, whoring, obscene sex exposing human genitals, or sex freaks, the newspaper said. Vulgar conversations, nasty songs and sound effects with sexual connotation were also restricted.
The SARFT warned all major studios and local regulators to ‘bear their own responsibility in correcting the wrong deeds of producing erotic movies. Violating studios might face the harshest punishment of revoking permits for shooting films’, the newspaper said. Our illustration is of a suitably doctored still from Ecstacy made in 1934 and which starred Hedy Lamarr who was, among other things, the inventor of the technology which allowed us the mobile phone.
Source: Xinhuanet
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January 2nd, 2008
A marital dispute captured on video and posted to YouTube interrupted the renaming of China Central Television’s sports channel — CCTV5 — the Olympics Channel.
Hu Ziwei, the wife of top CCTV5 announcer and sports news department head Zhang Bin suddenly appeared onstage and grabbed the microphone.
Zhang’s wife, Hu Ziwei, is also a well-known sports anchor on the regional Beijing TV station.
She said that two hours before she had discovered Zhang had been having ‘an improper relationship with another woman’.
She said, ‘Today is a special day for The Olympics Channel, and it’s a special day for Zhang Bin, and it’s a special day for me too.
’A French foreign diplomat said: until China is able to start exporting its values, it won’t be able to become a great power.
‘Yet Zhang Bin can’t even face up to his own hurt wife. I think China, to succeed as a great power… Don’t any of you have any conscience? Let go of me! We’re very far from being a great country.’
This was, of course, a prerecorded program and it would all have been quietened down. But the whole episode was captured by a studio guest’s cell phone camera, and the video was posted on YouTube and its homegrown Chinese counterpart, Tudou.com. It was quickly removed from Tudou but is still on YouTube.
Sources: Hollywood Reporter and Daily Telegraph
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January 1st, 2008
Young men are now practicing belly dancing — we stress this is a solo performance — under the guidance of a trainer in a fitness club in Chongqing, a city in southwestern China.
Belly dancing has become a new fashion among boys in the southwestern China’s metropolis of Chongqing, as a means of body maintenance and of keeping a flat stomach.
Normally the belly dance is performed by girls (many with bellies of a largish size) and is based on one of the oldest social dances in world history, native to North Africa, Asia and the Middle East.
To give an official description to belly dancing: It consists of movements initiated by the feet and executed throughout the body. The focus of the dance is the pelvic area. It is, fundamentally, a solo improvisational dance with its own unique dance vocabulary integrated with the music’s rhythm.
Well, yes, that is true. But does not explain why the female performers always leave their bellies bare. Probably something to do with getting a flat stomach.
Source: China Daily
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December 21st, 2007
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